oopsishittedagain: avengethewholockians: 420goku: 420goku: MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now
queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
howsyourcoffeechadkroeger: sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments
pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle: karkat-van-buren: a-kid-from-your-school: Did you know on average the human body needs 8 positive touches a day to survive? This includes: hand shakes, a hand on the shoulder, a hug, a kiss. etc. So you people saying, people that are depressed are just upset because they don’t get attention, in a way, you’re right, when your body lacks positive touches it...
A part if me die a little a day.
charmeleon: wow thats so funny thanks facebook
santibronze: me flirting on grindr
bluepac: I tried to be funny once, three countries fell into civil wars
How to handle rejection.
sodamnrelatable: (Everything funny and relatable!)
nerdfithers: nerdfithers: i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once needless to say i was shocked