March 2013
oopsishittedagain:
avengethewholockians:
420goku:
420goku:
MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER
I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY
i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: Me.
You: BYEEEE
howsyourcoffeechadkroeger:
sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments
pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:
karkat-van-buren:
a-kid-from-your-school:
Did you know on average the human body needs 8 positive touches a day to survive? This includes: hand shakes, a hand on the shoulder, a hug, a kiss. etc. So you people saying, people that are depressed are just upset because they don’t get attention, in a way, you’re right, when your body lacks positive touches it...
A part if me die a little a day.
charmeleon:
wow thats so funny thanks facebook
santibronze:
me flirting on grindr
bluepac:
I tried to be funny once, three countries fell into civil wars
How to handle rejection.
sodamnrelatable:
(Everything funny and relatable!)
nerdfithers:
nerdfithers:
i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once
needless to say i was shocked
